Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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