You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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