Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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