like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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