So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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