Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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