Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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