You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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