My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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