hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
