Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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