We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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