Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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