i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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