Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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