Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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