I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
