well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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