I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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