Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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