I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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