Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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