Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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