Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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