I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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