I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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