the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Shame is for Republicans.
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