hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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