is your mom at the bar?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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