I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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