If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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