They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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