great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Found the puke drawer
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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