I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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