Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Randomize
