dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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