are you still at the devil's house?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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