Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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