His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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