Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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