I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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