butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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