he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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