btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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