Nicole vs. Life
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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