What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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