Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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