I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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