loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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