I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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