To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I think my vagina is haunted
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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