I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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